How To Raise Your Children In Maine

Don't let them smoke cigars before the age of 5.
Don't let them drink alcohol before the age of 7.

Try to keep the Transgender dressing out of public sight.

Give the little cute one what she wants then back away, slowly.

Relations with cousins is ok, but not full blooded sister/brother.

Remember, No Drinking & Smoking under age 5 or 7ish.

And if all else fails just let 'em run until they fall down, it's much easier to pick them up and bring them home while alseep.