Professor Reading
"Today Class..."
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW...)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs sned yuor fiendrs to tihs stie.
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW...)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs sned yuor fiendrs to tihs stie.
posted by Kate G at 5:25 PM
21 Comments:
haha, i've seen that second one in emails before, it's always fun to read over again and so weird!
i got 5 on the first and second time, 6 on the third. i didn't believe there were 6 for a minute. that last one just didn't want to show itself to me!
so i'm a click away from genius? hehehehehe =D
i only saw 3...LOL!!!
the "f" in of...should friggin' be ov....sounds like "v" anyway!
that was fun....
Oh Kate: I note that sometimes your friends get a little crude on your blog (with regards to their comments about me.) It sorta hurts my feelings.
Kim had the day off, but I could not convince her to go out in the boat. Rats, it was a really nice warm day. I amde us a nice roast beef dinner with wild rice and yorkshire puddings. (I still remember that you do not eat beef), but I thought it was a nice meal for a Wednesday night.
I got complaints about the back master bedroom being "sandy" so I gotta get out the mop again tonight.
Also, the whole baby shower thing for Lid is a nice idea, I'm sure you guys could have a fun time.
To elaborate a little on the crudeness thing. When you are a stay at home Dad, and you spend your days around little kids (often little girls) and mothers, you have to be very careful with the sexual content/comment/discussion area.
To be reasonably successful at this job, one must like Ceasers(sp) wife, to be virtuous and to appear virtuous.
If I was not, it would freak out most of those Mothers who are prepared to trust a Man who does what I do. I'm likely as big a pervert as the next guy, but I really do have to come across as a holsum professional who knows where the lines are.
OK?
Brad....not on here! So cut the shit and be real. We like the crudeness! All that foo foo, prissy shit is really kinda gay.
All I'm saying is LET 'ER RIP!!!
Brad,
Dude chill out. If you think they are crude on here try talking to them in person.
Did you take sensitive hormone pills or somthing?
it kinda hurt my feelings when i got verbally attacked here by an army of imaginary mouthy canadians.
NOT!
Wait, couple of things, I'm not truely a faggie acting, oh so sensitive sissy in person, but the fact remains that my circle of people tend to be Mommies and their kiddies, and that certain topics of conversation and references are best avoided.
I have observed that many women like to come across a bit crude at times, but get creeped out by a guy did the same thing.
Thats all I'm sayin, don't you guys agree?
Also, the mouthy Canadian thing is not one of my (entertaining?)personas, its really my nutty Brother in Toronto and his inbred half-Indian-crew in NW Ontario.
My stuff is a little edgy, with attempts at wit and humor, his remarks are a different tone altogether.
um, ok?
Also, the "hurt feelings" dovetails nicely into my "Oh my goodness" venacular. In many areas of my life, I've just given up on profanity, and started to make references that come across like a born-again or 12 stepper. Its my way of mocking the rightous.
um, Ok,
Also, never go a day without telling someone "You are a BAD MOTHER". Sometimes, its just the funniest part of my day.
All I am saying is two things:
#A. Not sure how feelings can be hurt in this forum when you barley know the authors most of the time.
#2 Brad there is no way you can be a bigger perv than Yvette!!
um, like, yeah totally.
doesn't K talk utterly profane once in awhile in front of you? she is of course a pirate from the ghettos of maine.
all this debate about what's appropriate language and feelings....blah...say what ya wanna say, do what ya wanna do..where's that song come from?
yvette's the biggest perv ever! love it!
Kate profane? What are you talkin about? The woman is a saint.
where's your blog btsahd? do you realize what word i think that is when i first see it? no no, that's not being mean, i swear!! i'm just sayin'! i think it has to do with the blog at hand.
brad, meet my eldest brother boyd. boyd, meet brad. I'm pretty sure no one is a fag & that we have a unanimus vote that Vet is the pervert.
I'm glad to see some comments... even if they have nothing to do with me nor my topic.... keep it reel suckahs!
ok....fag was harsh. Fag was mean and I don't care if anyone was a fag because my brother is gay and I know lotsa gays (outta the closet or not) and I love 'em just the same! You can't help who you love....
I'm just so excited that Boyd and Alicia have joined us here......
My next big adventure is a MySpace account... I'm gonna have Miranda fix 'er up for me!
that's the fuckin bomb diggity! this'll be fun!!!
Katie,
Point anyone you want to my myspace as long as they don't hurt my feelings.
I sorta noticed that some contributors to this environment has taken up mocking my written style and expressions.
I've sota got hurt feelings about it. BTSAHD is me (just the caps) did anyone think it was yet another particpant. Also, what did the initials remind you of?
(I can't think of anything, they are somewhat obscure)
Also, I actually have 3 return tickets over Thanxgivin on British Airways flight 2166 (TPA to Gatwick then to Zurich). The aircraft on the Drudge report that had so much trouble 15 minutes into flight this week. I have such weird experiences on planes and their safety and close calls (or not). I'll speak to it in the coming days.
Ok, I'm done complaining. I know Kate had a truly fucked up week that makes mine look like a walk in the park.
i didn't think it was anyone else, i knew it was you, but it reminds me of the word, bastahd...not bastard....but bastahd. i'm not saying that's what you are, but when i look at it, that's what my mind reads....like i said, i think it has something to do with the blog at hand.
btsahd....reverse the s and t, and add an a....
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