Thursday, October 12, 2006

self distruct


There are people out there WATCHING us!! I feel like we are in some sort of secret spy movie with 007 & Q.





You can't see me cuz I'm wearing my X-ray vision glasses:

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are to remove any reference to any government agency or Ministry. Be assured that this environment is not subject to surveillance.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Kate G said...

did I lose everyone here? Where did all you blogaholics go? Sure 42 comments on my silly little 5 year old fence climber but none for the 007. You guys suck!

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooh I was scared you moved to a new domain .....I luv your blog esp the fence ;-)
Alicia

5:59 PM  
Blogger heather said...

the one where i wig out on strngers? yeah, that was FUN.

i'm tired...fell asleep watching t.v. at 7:00 and even more tired now and it's 8:30.

i'm starting to feel a little weirded out by superboy now. how does one just pop into strangers blogs and make friends? hmmmm...i'm sure he's a decent person, but not knowing him from Adam and chatting all of a sudden...well..anyways. i'm over my not sleeping episode! zzzzzzzzz

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a few blogs I follow .... Superboy is funny and his blog is a riot .......he must know someone who knows someone who blah blah

I am contemplating a blog. It is fun but YOU all know my life is sooooo boring (hah if your not living it) and I do not have wonderful writing abilities like the Capt. I flunked eng 101 (ah twice!!)

So be assured that I along with Sean Connery will still be lurking in the darkness .............

5:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops I am NOT really annonymous
Alicia ;-)

5:06 AM  
Blogger heather said...

you had seen/read his blog before? out of thousands of blogs? then he found me/us? how tha hell...i'm even more confused now. cause you can't search for people you know here....i've even typed in greenville maine...it comes up with flatlander's blogs who have visited up here and mention it or plum creek issues...no real greenville resident blogs though. can anyone tell that i overanalyze things?

i hope you do set up your own blog! these chicks kept insisting that mine wasn't boring, so i kept on keeping on. i'm sure yours won't be boring either...just look at the kids you have!! =)that's inspiration right there. don't worry about your writing abilities! we don't care...plus it's like having a journal, it's yours to do whatever the hell you want with.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm..I do think we need another MOTHER blog.

So girls, do you think its ok to show up at an evening party with wet hair?

Do you think there is a straight man alive who has ever given a second look or thought to a womans finger nails?

Do you think that draw string pants of any kind should be worn outside of the home (except perhaps karate class)?

Do you think that women should be more concerned about keeping their roots colored or nails freshly painted? I really dig mousey brown/grey roots myself.

Do you think that your feet really look better in open toed or high heel shoes?

Do you think that anyone wants to see your underwear straps?

Do you think your armpits are attractive (shaved or not) after 23 years of age?

Sweetheart, those pants...well, they just don't fit.

I'm being bitchy I know. I think I got as little high-maint mommie overload this week.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, well, now that I'm on a roll,

Do you think that everyone other than your main-squeeze is making fun of your boob-job.

Jump on that train headed towards age-appropriate dress sweetheart.

Cover-up, comb your hair and get that fuckin phone thing off your ear.

ya, I know, even more bitchy eh?

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think its ok for mommies to shop at the GAP.

Hey, no matter what you do, you still look like you should not be in this bar tonight.

The phone, the belly button, you look like the Borg.

So lets talk about when its a good idea to have some belly button decorations..after 3 kids?

The crack of your ass with a thong on is still the crack of your ass.

Its the whole desperate thing you have on tonight Sweetheart.

Mr. Right is waiting for you on the internet.

A good "Latte" makes you smell like a Latte all fuckin day Sweetheart.

Stop me Please.. (in between hockey games)

2:45 PM  
Blogger heather said...

So girls, do you think its ok to show up at an evening party with wet hair? NO, BUT THEN AGAIN EVENING PARTIES ARE MUCH DIFFERENT IN MAINE, PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CARE. I'M FOND OF THE HALF PROCEDURE. HALF WET, HALF DRY...JUST ENOUGH TO TAME IT, BUT NOT FRY IT.

Do you think there is a straight man alive who has ever given a second look or thought to a womans finger nails? SOME DO CARE, BUT NOT ALL...IT IS KINDOF ICKY TO SEE DIRT UNDER ONE'S NAILS IF YOU'RE NOT GARDENING

Do you think that draw string pants of any kind should be worn outside of the home (except perhaps karate class)? YES. I WORE MY PINK PLAID PAJAMA PANTS TO THE STORE TO GET SMOKES THIS MORNING. DOES THAT MAKE YOU CRINGE?

Do you think that women should be more concerned about keeping their roots colored or nails freshly painted? I really dig mousey brown/grey roots myself. NO, I'M VERY LOW MAINTENANCE.

Do you think that your feet really look better in open toed or high heel shoes? I DON'T WEAR HIGH HEELS, BUT I LOVE SANDALS & AM WEARING FLIP FLOPS RIGHT NOW, MY TOE NAIL POLISH IS ALL CHIPPED

Do you think that anyone wants to see your underwear straps? I HATE THAT, MY UNDIES ARE ALWAYS COVERED UP

Do you think your armpits are attractive (shaved or not) after 23 years of age? ARMPITS ATTRACTIVE?

Sweetheart, those pants...well, they just don't fit. THANX BRAD.

I'm being bitchy I know. I think I got as little high-maint mommie overload this week. I'M SORRY. WOULD A MIDOL HELP? =)


Do you think that everyone other than your main-squeeze is making fun of your boob-job. BOOB JOBS ARE STUPID

2:52 PM  
Blogger heather said...

haven't shopped at the GAP since high school/college

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, me and my girl friends were having an important conversation before you interrupted us. (here at this bar)

Mr Right is not on wating on the internet, he waiting in that bar for you and that outfit.

No Baby, even with fresh makeup, you still look like you should not be in this bar tonight.

2:55 PM  
Blogger heather said...

huh?

6:48 PM  
Blogger Kate G said...

Brad talks amoungst himselves frequently. You'll learn to follow along. It can be very entertaining, kinda like Leno's monologue.

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather..Clearly I've run into some suger-daddie seekers and winners the last couple of days and they have sorta "harshed my mello". Please be assured that I am not pointing the finger or implying that anyone in this little circle fits within the pervue of my harsh and mean spririted comments. (I don't know any of you except Kate, and I would much rather point out (verbally) her shortcomings directly to her in a sharp condecending tone, (its way more fun)). They are meant to be amusing recent obervations...but I suppose if there is any conclusion or common thread that I have come to think today it is as follows: its ok to look sorta frumpy as long as its by careless design.

Don't believe me, ask Kate about the history of Brads eyeglasses.

Ok, now I gotta go mix some gas for Madelines little outboard for a family excurison tommorow afternoon.

12:25 AM  
Blogger heather said...

you're quite the ticket! i didn't think the horrible mommy irks were directed at anyone inparticular (the confirmation is nice though), but you do confuse me quite a bit. now, i'm not saying that's a hard thing to do, but when you throw in different personas..well...

blog snooper!
=)

12:34 AM  
Blogger Yvette said...

i totally missed this one.....

my head is spinnin'!

hey alicia....
get a friggin' blog!

10:20 AM  

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