Saturday, September 09, 2006

What would you do?

You see a 5 year old boy climbing a chain link fence that leads out of the school campus & onto a busy street... what would you do?

42 Comments:

Blogger Kate G said...

1. You are not allowed to touch this child.

2. His parents are unavailable.

3. The campus police are 'busy'.

4. It's just you & two bruised & battered teacher who have been fighting him all day.

4.5 They say let him go...

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should all just join him in his escape.

8:34 PM  
Blogger heather said...

they say let him go????????!!!

NUH-UH.

i'd take him down, make him look at me, and say, you cannot climb the fence anymore...and put him in a time out, or something similar for his bad behavior. then, if someone wanted to reprimand me, i'd say, call his parent's, explain what happened, and ask them if it was alright that i saved his life.

oh gaaaaaawwwwddd....this must be so annoying! keep on keepin' on though!!!!!

8:40 PM  
Blogger heather said...

so what did you do?

8:56 PM  
Blogger Yvette said...

Ok...here's what I do:

grab the little fuckers arm hard, give it the Vicki squeeze (that's just what we call it when you need to make a kid mind, and kinda twist it until he/she tears up, but not too hard to leave a mark) and grit your teeth and say, "if you're not going to listen to me, you will never be allowed outside for recess again!" Then tell me, "if you go into the road, you will get killed by a vehicle... it's that simple, don't baby him, don't explain it in a nice voice, just tell him like it is and how it's going to be!"
How old is this kid anyway? Is he retarded? Were you serious about the others saying to let him go??? Can you imagine if he did make it over, got hit by a car, or was taken by a stranger (they might just return him), but still... they are there to protect the kids!
Maybe you need to bring some brew to school and chill those bitches out!!!

10:31 AM  
Blogger heather said...

Flippin' A-Right!!!

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of a bunch of MOTHERS who think they know whats best for everyones kids. I'm sure the poor little boy was at wits end, and felt he needed to escape from you terrible women to keep the last shred of his precious dignity.

1:06 PM  
Blogger heather said...

i don't know what's best for him. never said i did. just gave my opinion on what i may have done were i in her shoes. i'm not a teacher, so maybe if i were one, i would have handled it better then what i mentioned. and i could care less how other people raise their kids. but when it's my responsibilty to keep them safe...and the school says to let him go, you're not supposed to touch him to take him off the fence, and his parent's are unreachable...tell me oh wise one, what would you do? that's the question at hand. i would certainly hope someone would intervene and take my child off the fence. thank the cosmos you're not in charge of my child at recess. he may have not come home.

2:04 PM  
Blogger heather said...

i'm so sick of people worrying more about a 5 yr old's dignity rather than his own personal safety.

2:24 PM  
Blogger heather said...

what child is at his wit's end during the first week of school? really, come on. i know alot of LITTLE kids and not one of them has ever been "stressed out" at the beginning of school. we're talking kindergarten here. which my own child is in and he is happier than a fucking clam. he made a paper teddy bear today and didn't try to run away once. obviously this kid was just looking for attention or...gasp...is a trouble maker. and oh my god, mine can be too, and i...gasp...reprimand him for it when he is. this is life dickwad. when 5 year old's are at their "wit's end" it needs to be dealt with one way or the other, not ignored. unless you'd like to raise a con artist or serial killer, which would be your choice. seeing as how i would never tell you how to raise your child.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Kate G said...

whoa whoa. the anonymous lurker is Brad the Mad Dad, I'm guessing and that is his little stab at the world - that we are all bad mothers because he is the worstest bad mother out there. Don't get worked up that's what he's waiting for... a reaction like that. He's a funny guy with a twisted sense of humor.

BTW I did remove him from the fence & no to date I have not been sued. I haven't exactly counted it out yet but I think the principal & I were ok with things as they came to be. There was no reasoning with him as one may expect from a 5 year old he quite litterally was at his wits end. I believe he is chemically imbalanced & that needs to be addressed but all is well & no one has come to harm. Now Stop Arguing on my site kids or I'll ban you all!!!!!

3:47 PM  
Blogger heather said...

Brad the mom needs to stop hiding and show his bloggin' page face!!

i'll whop his bloggin' arse. LOL...i'm very glad it's not as serious of a comment as i thought i was.

grammie joyce genes pulled through on that one. talk about getting a girl all worked up.

no one gives the captain shit!...arrrggggg =)

4:31 PM  
Blogger heather said...

(as i thought IT was)

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, why me, why am I always being blamed everything.
I got
-pissed off suspicious Brownie Mommies,
-man-hating elementary school teachers,
-stuck up hockey-son motherites,
-"Where-is-this-little-girls-mommy" moms in car line.

Now to add to my grief, I got a bunch of mean-blog-mommas pointing their goofy painted-nail fingers at me.

I'm sure that this critisism(sp) is being directed at me because I am one of the few caregivers who really takes their work seriously.

I remain a victim of role model reversal. I'm sure that all of you are better at taking care of kids than me, but please just let me do my job as best as I can.

I'll bet your anonymous blogger is one of your better-halfs that are attempting to let you know how they really feel.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I have to get back to work to get the kitchen cleaned, deal with some city sewage workers and someones hair combed before someone gets home from work in an ugly mood and wonders why the house is not clean.

4:39 PM  
Blogger heather said...

wanna fuck?

4:45 PM  
Blogger heather said...

is brad the mom your dad gone mad? the one with personalized t-shirts and goes for spins in washing machines?

5:18 PM  
Blogger Kate G said...

Again, welcome to the wit & humor of Stay At Home Brad; the Mad Dad. He is not 'Dad Gone Mad' - a completely different person altogether. He thinks there is a conspiracy of man-hating women out to get him - example above comments. Occasionally he lashes out with great force to scare off any nar-do-gooders who may be attempting to have an opinion in his general direction. Harmless & really quite funny, I do love Brad the Mad Dad, quirks & all. I'm not so sure you would want to bed him as the "Queen" would think ILL of it. In my personal experience; he's been told he's happily married. (Just Kiddin BTMD)

8:36 PM  
Blogger heather said...

that was my wild and crazy way of easing the tension. =D i'm not a homewrecker...i just wait till the divorce is in motion, but not quite yet finalized.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Yvette said...

wow....looks like you guys had some fun on here today.... I'll post the game later and let you all know the outcome....

7:56 PM  
Blogger heather said...

phew. 21 comments! this is a record. too bad more than half were from my rotten mouth.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yous better be broads or yous is a bunch of fags.
Everyone knows you dont get your hands dirty when dealing with a 5 year old.
dont touch him just shoot his retarded ass off the fence and call it a day.

Hey kate nice fuckin hair

Brad the mad dads little brother (toronto)

P.S brad IS the nice one

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What in the fuck?
An international controversy?

10:42 PM  
Blogger heather said...

wait...was that Ali G???!!!

at least you can see where he came from MR. ANONYMOUS.

11:01 PM  
Blogger heather said...

i regress. that's a cover up page. you're a bunch of cheats.

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is them pickin on my cousin. Is all Americans like they. Bad Bad I tell all his people. you hear from them too

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MyMyMy Now I see why most of our family people stayed north. Mary Mouquin, Band Counsel

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not Randy, Ryan; its Stephanie.
How is everything in the big smoke.

11:15 PM  
Blogger heather said...

that's it. i'm out. too much jive talkin' from strangers for me. next post please kate before these hillbillies decide to bring out the beer bong.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Randy in Webeque? We started our trap line on Monday. NOTHING YET BUT SOME BEAVER OR MACWA ON FRIDAY I SURE. 78 A PELT AT HBC YOU?

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

finest kind steph
i am thinkin we better go down and set these man haters right.now i have some broad callin me a cheat and i know she dont know me from adam and it irks me when folks start callin me names when they dont even know what i am about.
hey brad you better tell these little girls you hang with who and what i am so they can show the proper goddamned respect so i dont have to show up there.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you had legit blog pages or were men (? definatley questionable) enough to show where you're coming from and are not just some weirdo blogmarketers, then i wouldn't call you cheats. d'oh. it's not beaver season yet.

11:30 PM  
Blogger heather said...

AUTHORITOR. lol.

11:30 PM  
Blogger heather said...

goodnight johnboy. it's been real...fishy.

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY HEATHER

I live in a city of 6 million people ,can the same be said for tampa/st.pete?
So now i am a "hillbilly"
i think not and for your information i do not own a beer bong.
I can guarantee that i make more money than you do and i enjoy my job doing sfx in the film industry and am better educated than you.

so please enlighten me as to when you decided to be a lesbian or man hater as my brother calls you and your ilk.
i await your responce O intelligent one

with disregards
ryan

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mind you mouth big city make you talk bad. Be not proud, thou shalt fall only to thee ALL you talk shame us SIMON hbc not want macwa here

11:33 PM  
Blogger heather said...

i am not worthy. nor do i wish to be. goodnight children...again.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sad about no money for macwa who heather she from fort frances why she here with us she get her own internet page

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mary: An ook keen Heather. tow gum be gus. Pea san. In USA they have fences around schools. The church and DIAND does not run schools. The fences are made of metal and are higher than the snow drift fence around the airport runways. The schools are big and the teachers are not related by blood to the students and in the USA grownups cannot tell children to do things that are not the children of their own. OK

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm....loox like things got well out of hand here...take one normally irate brother and add several helpings of remote reserve second cousins and stir.

Well Kate whats our next topic?

8:35 PM  
Blogger heather said...

missed ya brad. seriously.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Yvette said...

Cocksucker....what the hell went on here today/yesterday????
Who the hell are all these people? Where did they come from? Why are they here? Who invited them? HOW DO WE GET RID OF THEM? Nasty ass mothers...

5:47 AM  

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