Slum Lord; Part II
a continuation of the previous blog:
As if this all weren't enough: the property next door went to foreclosing auction & guess who just had to have it? Yup, we're suckers!! Exhibit c:
This little treasure was so much more than we could have ever expected. Silly me asked the auctioneer for a key after we bought it for far more than the home we live in. Yeah Right...the land sharks got a good laugh. We had to break into it through that ground floor window. Here's what we found. Exhibit Xd:
Incase the visual is unclear: we are pretty sure this is the remains of a large/midsized dog. It is allbut decomposed into the carpet but the skeletal remains are very clearly canine.
I think we'll save exhibits c & Xd for our visiting relatives who just love to help us with our little home improvement projects for FREE. Anybody got an extra Hazardous Materials Suit handy?
As if this all weren't enough: the property next door went to foreclosing auction & guess who just had to have it? Yup, we're suckers!! Exhibit c:
This little treasure was so much more than we could have ever expected. Silly me asked the auctioneer for a key after we bought it for far more than the home we live in. Yeah Right...the land sharks got a good laugh. We had to break into it through that ground floor window. Here's what we found. Exhibit Xd:
Incase the visual is unclear: we are pretty sure this is the remains of a large/midsized dog. It is allbut decomposed into the carpet but the skeletal remains are very clearly canine.
I think we'll save exhibits c & Xd for our visiting relatives who just love to help us with our little home improvement projects for FREE. Anybody got an extra Hazardous Materials Suit handy?
posted by Kate G at 5:12 PM
4 Comments:
i get first dibs on the doghouse.
ahhh...we now have a name for exhibit c: 'The Doghouse'. Thanks Heathahhh!!!
Mmmm. So I guess "congrats on the new digs" are in order? See what happens when I leave for 10 days? eeek.
What the hell did you get yourself into? I was picturing some painting, wallpapering, new flooring and stuff like that but DEAD FUCKING DOG!!! Here's what you do....gas, match and watch it burn...burn baby burn! That was the nastiest picture and Miranda was freaking out because she loves dogs (alive). So you will HAVE to show me ALL the other GROSS AND NASTY pictures because I love that shit!!!! Can't wait to see you. What is your arrival date and time one more time please!!!!
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