Thursday, June 08, 2006

Rules Of The Tour:

Rules of The Tour

  1. All tour members must be at least 29 years of age, 6' (shoes count), over 150lbs, & have big hair.
  2. Boyz may never drive the BUG.
  3. No boyz may be part of the tour. Roadies & drivers only.
  4. Shoes, clothes, glasses, purses & cell phones may or may not be part of the tour but must be recovered the following day.
  5. NO PUKING IN THE TRUCK!!!!
  6. NO puking in the truck especially if you are the driver.
  7. No 'W' questions.
  8. Names are simply not important.

You're either part of the tour, part of the audience or a casualty of the tour. Rock on.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

9. And let your best friend talk to boyz even if a Wannabe is concerned about her welfare. If she's smiling, IT'S OK!

10. If Tourers can recover specs, footwear, and wallets the next day - they were behaved, and need to get in more mischief very very soon.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Kate G said...

11. Ice Picks are strickly forbidden.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Yvette said...

Sounds like you whores had a fun night.....

5:30 PM  

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